An everyday manifesto

I’ve noticed something about manifestos. They're all about cool stuff like sneakers and technology. What about the really dull stuff? The everyday stuff?

Here's what I'm talking about. My mom lent me her cordless vacuum cleaner and it changed me from the very bottom of my sole. No, that’s not a typo. I mean my feet. I can finally walk around my apartment without getting cat litter stuck to the bottom of my feet. If you know this feeling, you’ll agree it’s life-changing.

So, I wrote a manifesto for this weirdly powerful, little triangle vacuum cleaner. Because I thought something this awesome deserved one.